1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:04,967 - Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... - I've had the best time 2 00:00:04,992 --> 00:00:06,291 hanging out with the both of you. 3 00:00:06,293 --> 00:00:08,126 I think it's official that we're a squad. 4 00:00:08,128 --> 00:00:09,244 Can I drink that extra Juice-box? 5 00:00:09,246 --> 00:00:10,328 - Take it. - Thanks! 6 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:11,246 That's my best friend. 7 00:00:11,248 --> 00:00:13,382 She just had that "me, me, me, me" vibe. 8 00:00:13,384 --> 00:00:15,083 You don't think that Paula feels left out, right? 9 00:00:15,085 --> 00:00:16,918 She doesn't feel like I've replaced her? 10 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,720 Introducing the newest member 11 00:00:18,722 --> 00:00:21,173 of our girl group, Pa-Pa-Pa-Paula! 12 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:22,924 PAULA: Our relationship has always been one-sided... 13 00:00:22,926 --> 00:00:25,894 I give, you take, and that is how it works. 14 00:00:28,232 --> 00:00:28,930 Hey. 15 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:30,816 I work out. 16 00:00:30,818 --> 00:00:32,267 (laughs) 17 00:00:32,269 --> 00:00:33,735 (sighs, chuckles) 18 00:00:33,737 --> 00:00:35,570 Move up. Quit texting your new girlfriend. 19 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:37,773 Um, Anna is not my new girlfriend. 20 00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:39,941 We've only been out on three amazing dates. 21 00:00:39,943 --> 00:00:42,494 Ha! Sorry, just Anna texted me a picture of a cat 22 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:43,779 dressed up like a dog. 23 00:00:43,781 --> 00:00:46,164 Where does she find this stuff? 24 00:00:48,285 --> 00:00:50,836 I'm just a girl in love 25 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:52,621 La-la-la, lovey-dove 26 00:00:52,623 --> 00:00:55,207 I can't be held responsible for my actions 27 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:56,792 She's an ingenue 28 00:00:56,794 --> 00:00:58,927 I have no underlying issues to address 29 00:00:58,929 --> 00:01:01,463 I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed 30 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:03,298 They say love makes you crazy 31 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,600 Therefore, you can't call her crazy 32 00:01:05,602 --> 00:01:07,602 'Cause when you call her crazy 33 00:01:07,604 --> 00:01:09,805 You're just calling her in love. 34 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:11,890 Blam! 35 00:01:11,915 --> 00:01:15,492 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 36 00:01:21,547 --> 00:01:23,343 (to "William Tell Overture"): Go to hell, 37 00:01:23,368 --> 00:01:25,054 go to hell, go to hell, hell, hell Go to hell, go to hell, hell, hell. 38 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,847 Wha... ? I'm throwing it out. 39 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:31,499 (sighs) 40 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:34,804 _ 41 00:01:39,328 --> 00:01:41,662 (elevator bell dings) 42 00:01:41,664 --> 00:01:42,830 Hey, Trish. 43 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:44,164 Hey, Eddie. 44 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,250 What's up Juanita? 45 00:01:46,252 --> 00:01:47,668 Hey, you. 46 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:50,254 - Oh, I'm-I'm George. - Yeah, you are. 47 00:01:50,256 --> 00:01:51,755 Ha-ha! 48 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:52,640 Hey, PP. 49 00:01:52,642 --> 00:01:53,724 What happened 50 00:01:53,726 --> 00:01:55,225 to all your fun desk stuff? 51 00:01:55,227 --> 00:01:56,393 I... 52 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:57,976 am re-branding. 53 00:01:58,481 --> 00:02:01,679 And, uh, for starters, don't ever call me PP again. 54 00:02:02,018 --> 00:02:04,435 Oh, wait a minute. Now, you're not gonna... 55 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:06,520 throw out the "Honk if you're horny, 56 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:08,489 Paula Proctor is 40" bumper sticker! 57 00:02:08,491 --> 00:02:10,024 That's classic! 58 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:12,826 I have new... interests now, Darryl. 59 00:02:12,984 --> 00:02:14,693 REBECCA: Oh, hello, Darryl. 60 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,779 Good morning. 61 00:02:15,781 --> 00:02:16,864 Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:16,866 --> 00:02:18,703 And good morning... 63 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:20,812 this guy. 64 00:02:20,837 --> 00:02:22,419 You are looking very well. 65 00:02:22,444 --> 00:02:25,028 Yeah. Thanks. Actually, my-my mother found a lump on... 66 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:27,351 (laughing): Oh, you're so funny! 67 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:29,793 You are my favorite person in this three-foot radius. 68 00:02:29,795 --> 00:02:31,762 GEORGE: Well, that's nice to hear, 'cause the doctor 69 00:02:31,764 --> 00:02:33,847 was crying when... he told us. 70 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,382 So it's... it's probably not good. 71 00:02:35,384 --> 00:02:37,384 - Yeah, uh-huh. Okay, cool. - But it's just one... 72 00:02:37,386 --> 00:02:39,770 We'll talk about this... talk about this later, best friend. 73 00:02:39,772 --> 00:02:41,472 Okay. That's fine. 74 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:44,641 Are you and Rebecca still fighting? 75 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:45,943 Come on. 76 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:47,895 You guys are besties. Someone should apologize. 77 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:49,359 I don't want to take sides. 78 00:02:49,384 --> 00:02:51,148 No one needs you to do anything. 79 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,032 (sighs heavily) 80 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:53,817 I wonder what selfish person 81 00:02:53,819 --> 00:02:55,319 would hog all the pink highlighters. 82 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:58,585 Oh! Look at that. There they are. 83 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:03,994 (printer whirrs) 84 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,080 I know what you want, you know. 85 00:03:06,492 --> 00:03:08,165 You want me to apologize. 86 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:10,217 You know what, though? I'm not gonna apologize. 87 00:03:10,219 --> 00:03:12,553 You know why? I'm always the one who apologizes. 88 00:03:12,555 --> 00:03:14,588 I mean, usually it's because I'm the one that did the bad thing, 89 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:15,839 but not this time, not this time. 90 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:17,341 You owe me the apology this time. 91 00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:19,309 You want to know why? You want to know why? 92 00:03:19,311 --> 00:03:20,761 Because you came to my girl party, 93 00:03:20,763 --> 00:03:22,351 and you were rude to everyone, you were rude to me, 94 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,398 you tried to leave early, you broke my new house, 95 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,183 - and y... - Look, I know you and I 96 00:03:26,185 --> 00:03:27,568 are not in a great place, 97 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,453 but I have a big paper due next week. 98 00:03:29,478 --> 00:03:30,895 I got to go. 99 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:33,440 Paula... Paula, Paul... 100 00:03:33,442 --> 00:03:35,132 (sighs) 101 00:03:35,611 --> 00:03:37,945 We got to find some way to make this better. 102 00:03:39,422 --> 00:03:40,874 I know. 103 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:44,569 I just don't know how. 104 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,181 Hey, babe. 105 00:03:57,183 --> 00:03:58,966 You seen my vest and bow tie? 106 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:01,781 I need to get my barbershop quartet outfit dry-cleaned. 107 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,637 Ooh. I think it's still at the dry cleaners 108 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:04,972 from your last performance. 109 00:04:05,098 --> 00:04:07,053 I hope they didn't give it away. 110 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:09,309 Quartet outfits are a collector's item. 111 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:11,728 Hey, you might want to get to the office party 112 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:13,447 a little bit early on Friday. 113 00:04:13,449 --> 00:04:15,983 The white wine flies off the card table. 114 00:04:15,985 --> 00:04:18,235 Ah, I hear that. Nothing I like better 115 00:04:18,237 --> 00:04:20,810 - than a warm Costco white. - (both chuckle) 116 00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:22,967 God, I'm so nervous. This is the first time 117 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:25,093 I'll be singing in front of the coworkers. 118 00:04:25,411 --> 00:04:26,994 This is a huge gig for us. 119 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:28,629 We even have an opener. 120 00:04:28,631 --> 00:04:29,830 The boss's kids are doing 121 00:04:29,832 --> 00:04:32,187 the first act of Hamilton! 122 00:04:34,898 --> 00:04:36,063 What are you reading? 123 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:37,921 You're so into it. 124 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,307 Is it one of your sexy vampire books? 125 00:04:40,309 --> 00:04:44,561 No. It is a fascinating Supreme Court case from 1880 126 00:04:44,563 --> 00:04:46,763 called Yick Wo v. Hopkins, 127 00:04:46,765 --> 00:04:48,682 where the city of San Francisco had said 128 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:51,499 that it was illegal to operate laundries in a wooden building. 129 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:54,688 But the reason they did that was because 130 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:55,989 two-thirds of the wooden laundries 131 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,358 were operated by Chinese owners. 132 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,296 So do you know what that court did? 133 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,363 (sighs) They used 134 00:05:03,365 --> 00:05:05,365 the Equal Protection Clause from the 14th Amendment 135 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,451 - Ah. - ... to find that law 136 00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:09,670 discriminatory! 137 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:12,093 Boom. 138 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:14,541 Ha! 139 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:15,926 Cool! 140 00:05:15,928 --> 00:05:17,044 - Right? - Oh, laundry's 141 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:19,213 tough... we know that. 142 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:21,849 We have a stack on the washer up to the ceiling. 143 00:05:21,851 --> 00:05:23,050 Uh, hey, do you need 144 00:05:23,052 --> 00:05:24,935 a plus-one for Rebecca for Friday? 145 00:05:24,937 --> 00:05:26,945 For Rebecca? What? No. No way. 146 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,555 Oh, are you guys still fighting? 147 00:05:28,557 --> 00:05:30,474 You should call her, work it out. 148 00:05:30,476 --> 00:05:32,276 I'm not gonna call her. She can call me. 149 00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:34,895 She's got my number. She's being such a petty child. 150 00:05:34,897 --> 00:05:36,187 And she started it. 151 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,796 She's... such a baby. 152 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:40,534 (soft grunt) 153 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:51,962 (click) 154 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,465 Hi. 155 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:57,217 Hey, babe! 156 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,419 - Ooh! - Oh! Sorry I'm so late. Are you ready 157 00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:01,722 for the best coffee you've ever had in your life? 158 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,557 - Hell to the yeah. - (laughs) 159 00:06:03,559 --> 00:06:04,925 I can't believe it's been three weeks 160 00:06:04,927 --> 00:06:06,176 and I haven't taken you here yet. 161 00:06:06,178 --> 00:06:07,344 I've been coming to this place 162 00:06:07,346 --> 00:06:08,585 ever since it was just a pop-up. 163 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:09,859 Oh. Cool. 164 00:06:09,884 --> 00:06:11,134 (quietly): What? 165 00:06:11,159 --> 00:06:12,271 Hey, Ichabod. The usual, 166 00:06:12,296 --> 00:06:13,904 - please. - You got it, Anna. 167 00:06:13,929 --> 00:06:16,153 One semi-petite latte 168 00:06:16,155 --> 00:06:17,321 with organic coconut milk. 169 00:06:17,323 --> 00:06:19,773 - And you, sir? - Just coffee for me, dude. 170 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:22,326 What kind? 171 00:06:22,328 --> 00:06:24,411 - It's all up there. - Oh. Okay. 172 00:06:24,413 --> 00:06:27,247 Ooh, you've got single-origin, blended, 173 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:29,283 micro-lot, Indian filter, French press, 174 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,501 clover, Turkish, Kyoto drip, Neapolitan flip, 175 00:06:31,503 --> 00:06:33,287 V60, Moka pot, drip pot, automatic drop... 176 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:34,499 (inhales deeply) 177 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:38,062 Um... single-origin, I guess. 178 00:06:38,796 --> 00:06:40,460 Which single-origin? 179 00:06:40,595 --> 00:06:42,645 We have 17 different kinds. 180 00:06:44,164 --> 00:06:45,465 Eh... 181 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,717 uh... 182 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:48,101 Uh, you know what? 183 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,304 Uh, you pick your fave. (chuckles) 184 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:52,222 You got it. 185 00:06:52,224 --> 00:06:54,057 Cool. Hmm. 186 00:07:01,109 --> 00:07:02,649 This is awesome. 187 00:07:02,651 --> 00:07:04,151 I got to remember it. 188 00:07:04,153 --> 00:07:07,988 Note: Silver Brew in Silver Lake. 189 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,823 Repeat: Silver Brew 190 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:11,708 in Silver Lake. 191 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:12,993 Taylor loves this place. 192 00:07:12,995 --> 00:07:14,461 She brought me here with Lena, Cara, 193 00:07:14,463 --> 00:07:15,746 Gwynnie, Selena and Uzo. 194 00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:17,831 All really great girls, except Uzo is... 195 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:19,437 a little bit of a name-dropper. 196 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:22,302 I can't believe you know all these famous people 197 00:07:22,304 --> 00:07:24,838 just from tweezing their eyebrows at your salon. 198 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Well, it's not always about the tweezing. 199 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:28,842 Sometimes it's about not tweezing. 200 00:07:28,844 --> 00:07:30,177 Sometimes I send my clients 201 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:32,346 on, like, six-month growth retreats. 202 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:33,513 It's all about 203 00:07:33,515 --> 00:07:36,066 the bold brow right now; the bigger the better. 204 00:07:36,068 --> 00:07:38,602 Oh! Like the dad in American Pie? 205 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,737 Eugene Levy. Yes! Totally! 206 00:07:40,739 --> 00:07:42,689 He's all over the salon inspiration board. 207 00:07:42,691 --> 00:07:44,491 Before I met you, I didn't even know 208 00:07:44,493 --> 00:07:45,942 eyebrows were, like, a big deal. 209 00:07:45,944 --> 00:07:47,374 Oh, that's what I love about you. 210 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:48,365 Love me? 211 00:07:48,497 --> 00:07:49,913 Love about you. 212 00:07:49,915 --> 00:07:51,081 Oh. 213 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,666 Yeah. Got it. 214 00:07:52,668 --> 00:07:54,534 You're so... refreshing. 215 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:57,587 I'm so tired of these skinny, bearded hipsters. 216 00:07:57,589 --> 00:07:59,289 Thank God I'm not skinny, or hip. 217 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,791 Or able to grow a beard. 218 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:01,875 I like you just the way you are. 219 00:08:01,877 --> 00:08:03,794 Oh. (laughs) 220 00:08:03,796 --> 00:08:06,880 So, Anna... I got you something. 221 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:09,299 I know... we've only been seeing each other a couple weeks. 222 00:08:09,301 --> 00:08:11,551 It's probably a little early to pop the gift bubble, 223 00:08:11,553 --> 00:08:13,553 but this is technically not for you. 224 00:08:13,555 --> 00:08:15,222 Josh, what did you do? 225 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:17,307 Uh, I got you a present. 226 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,559 Sorry. Uh, I-I thought that was clear. 227 00:08:19,561 --> 00:08:21,278 Okay. Close your eyes. 228 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,515 Okay. 229 00:08:25,117 --> 00:08:26,233 Okay... 230 00:08:26,235 --> 00:08:27,617 open 'em! 231 00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:28,485 (gasps) 232 00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:30,237 I got you a cat collar 233 00:08:30,239 --> 00:08:32,406 - for your cat! - Oh, my God, 234 00:08:32,408 --> 00:08:33,740 this is so cute! Josh! 235 00:08:33,742 --> 00:08:35,792 Gravy is gonna be the best-dressed cat 236 00:08:35,794 --> 00:08:36,993 in Silver Lake. 237 00:08:36,995 --> 00:08:38,545 You're so sweet. Thank you. 238 00:08:38,547 --> 00:08:39,963 I love that cat. 239 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,748 You know, I've never loved a cat before. 240 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,968 Seriously. I've always thought they were haunted. 241 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:45,635 ICHABOD: Here you go. 242 00:08:45,637 --> 00:08:47,137 Whoa! 243 00:08:47,139 --> 00:08:49,056 That foam has a lady's face! 244 00:08:49,058 --> 00:08:50,424 Frida Kahlo? 245 00:08:50,426 --> 00:08:51,925 Well done, Ichabod. 246 00:08:51,927 --> 00:08:53,343 That is my girl right there. 247 00:08:53,345 --> 00:08:55,262 Talk about brows. I wish I had 248 00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:56,813 her hormone imbalance. 249 00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:58,898 (laughing) 250 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:01,435 Oh. Ha-ha-ha! 251 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,986 Yeah, sorry, I didn't hear the... 252 00:09:02,988 --> 00:09:04,771 (chuckling) 253 00:09:04,773 --> 00:09:06,323 Wow. 254 00:09:15,335 --> 00:09:17,451 (sighs): Oh, this is so great. 255 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:18,906 Hanging out. 256 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,505 You know, friends your own age who don't judge you. 257 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:23,924 Oh, so you're still in a fight with Paula? 258 00:09:23,926 --> 00:09:26,626 'Cause you keep bringing her up without saying her name. 259 00:09:26,628 --> 00:09:29,096 Just, like, call her and work it out. 260 00:09:29,098 --> 00:09:30,714 I'm not gonna call her. She can call me. 261 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:32,549 She has my number. Forget about Paula. 262 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:35,164 We are having young fun. Whatcha up to, Heath? 263 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:38,054 Um, it's Heather, and I'm just doing a Miss Douche AMA. 264 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:40,190 A lot of questions about baking bread. 265 00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:42,526 - People are really confused about yeast. - Mm. 266 00:09:42,528 --> 00:09:44,394 - What about you, V? - Oh, just surfin'. 267 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,146 The Internet is so much more fun 268 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:47,948 now that it's a Josh Chan free zone. 269 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,733 I am so glad we Un-followed him. 270 00:09:49,735 --> 00:09:51,401 Oh, my God. Me, too. I feel that. 271 00:09:51,403 --> 00:09:52,819 Oh, you both Un-followed him? 272 00:09:52,821 --> 00:09:54,570 You really stuck it to him, huh? 273 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,873 Yeah, it's pretty amazing. I don't even have an urge 274 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,492 to look at his feed anymore. 275 00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:00,601 It's, like, who... 276 00:10:01,138 --> 00:10:02,358 cares? 277 00:10:05,492 --> 00:10:06,800 Huh? 278 00:10:06,802 --> 00:10:08,668 What you got there, girlfriend? 279 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,804 Oh, nothing. It's just an Internet quiz to figure out 280 00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:13,306 what Tom Hanks movie my hairstyle is today. 281 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:19,346 Uh, what? 282 00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:21,431 What you got goin' on there, girlfriend? 283 00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:25,519 Oh, nothing. Just watching another pimple popper video. 284 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,687 (chuckles) Ugh. 285 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:30,273 Mmm. Coo. 286 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:33,026 Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo. 287 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,244 Coolio. 288 00:10:34,246 --> 00:10:36,663 Yeah, I love Coolio. 289 00:10:36,665 --> 00:10:38,198 Yeah. "Gangsta's Paradise." (sputters) 290 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,617 Forget it. Miss that guy. 291 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:43,036 Yep. Yep. 292 00:10:43,038 --> 00:10:45,455 Mm-hmm. Yep. Miss him. I miss him. 293 00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:48,925 I'm sorry, you guys miss Coolio? 294 00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:50,377 Yeah-huh. 295 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:53,096 Mmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 296 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,933 Silver Brew? 297 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:59,436 - What? - Nothing. 298 00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:07,611 Oh, my God, who is that? 299 00:11:07,613 --> 00:11:09,696 - What? - Oh, nothing. Just... (chuckles) 300 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:12,199 Always forget which Kardashian is which. (chuckles) 301 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,484 Oh, okay, describe her for me. Is she the tall one, 302 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,570 the naked one, or the mom one? 'Cause if you're talking 303 00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:19,085 about the model one or the lip one, those are Jenners. 304 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,124 Jenners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jenga. 305 00:11:21,126 --> 00:11:23,793 Jumanji. 306 00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:25,078 Robin Williams. 307 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:25,912 Williams. 308 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,497 Mmm. Willy. 309 00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:28,965 Willy Wonka. 310 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,414 I want candy... 311 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,691 Are you both high right now? 312 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:40,310 (REBECCA/VALENCIA both gasp): Oh, my God! Josh has a girlfriend! 313 00:11:40,312 --> 00:11:42,178 REBECCA/VALENCIA: What did you say? 314 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,515 I knew you guys didn't miss Coolio. 315 00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:58,164 - Who is that? - I-I don't know. 316 00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,973 Okay, she's tagged as @annathebrowbarian. 317 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,417 You click it. I can't. You click it, Okay, okay, okay, 318 00:12:03,419 --> 00:12:05,836 click it, click it, click it, click it, click it. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 319 00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,304 Her name is Anna... 320 00:12:07,306 --> 00:12:10,674 - Hicks. - Anna Hicks? No one has that name. 321 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:13,898 That's like the romantic lead in an Adam Sandler movie. 322 00:12:13,923 --> 00:12:16,680 Guys, don't do this. If you fall down the rabbit hole 323 00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:19,016 of Internetting an ex's current girlfriend, 324 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:20,984 you may never come back. 325 00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:23,487 Shh... Look at her. Shh. 326 00:12:23,489 --> 00:12:25,522 Oh, she's so pretty and cool. Also, she has, like, 327 00:12:25,524 --> 00:12:29,359 a permanent flower crown filter face. What? How do you get that? 328 00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:32,446 Oh, my God! I know who she is. I read about her in Us magazine. 329 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,448 She does eyebrows for celebrities. 330 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:36,583 Yeah. There's, like, a three-month waiting list at her salon. 331 00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:38,752 I heard Mary-Kate Olsen had to pretend 332 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:40,838 to be Elizabeth Olsen to get in. 333 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,590 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - What?! Okay, I need to see, like, 334 00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:46,043 - a billion more pictures of her. - Me, too. 335 00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:49,213 No. I mean, you know what they say. Curiosity killed the... 336 00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:51,381 Cat. Look at her. She has a cat. 337 00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:52,549 She makes being a cat person 338 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:55,469 - look cool. - Exactly. Now I want a cat. 339 00:12:55,471 --> 00:12:57,387 What is going on? 340 00:12:57,389 --> 00:12:59,773 I don't know. Up is down, and down is up. 341 00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:01,108 I-I... (sighs) 342 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,194 Hey. What are you doing for the next, 343 00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:06,230 like, 13 hours? 344 00:13:06,232 --> 00:13:08,065 Don't do anything healthy. 345 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,033 Don't be productive. 346 00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:12,569 Give in to your desire. 347 00:13:12,571 --> 00:13:14,821 Research me obsessively 348 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:17,624 Uh-huh 349 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:21,495 Find out everything you can about me 350 00:13:21,497 --> 00:13:25,165 You know you want to dig for me relentlessly 351 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,967 - Uh-huh - _ 352 00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:28,969 Using every available search tool 353 00:13:28,971 --> 00:13:32,256 And all forms of social media 354 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:33,507 Yes. 355 00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:34,925 You know you want to look 356 00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:36,593 At my Instagram 357 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,345 But it's private 358 00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:39,980 So Google me until you find out 359 00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,899 Where I went to high school 360 00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:45,269 And then set up a fake Instagram account 361 00:13:45,271 --> 00:13:47,654 Using the name and the photo of someone 362 00:13:47,656 --> 00:13:49,489 That went to my high school 363 00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:52,359 And hope that I remember that person a little bit 364 00:13:52,361 --> 00:13:53,994 Ah. No. 365 00:13:53,996 --> 00:13:55,913 Then request access to my private Instagram 366 00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:57,748 From the fake account 367 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:01,335 And in the meantime scour my work Instagram account 368 00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:04,421 'Cause that one's public 369 00:14:04,423 --> 00:14:06,957 Research me obsessively 370 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:09,426 Uh-huh 371 00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:13,797 Find an actual picture of my parents' house on Google Maps 372 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:17,267 You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly 373 00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:19,803 Uh-huh 374 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,638 It's not stalking 'cause the information 375 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,941 Is all technically public 376 00:14:23,943 --> 00:14:25,809 - That's true, that's true. - Very true. 377 00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:28,395 Check out every guy I used to date 378 00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,697 And deduce who broke up with who 379 00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:35,004 Based on the hesitation in our smiles 380 00:14:35,704 --> 00:14:38,121 So many unanswered questions. 381 00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:41,158 Did I go to the University of Texas? 382 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Am I an EMT? 383 00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:45,746 Is that my obituary in which I'm survived 384 00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:47,581 by my loving husband, Eddie, of 50 years; 385 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,883 children, Susan and Matthew; and grandchild, Stephanie? 386 00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:52,419 Wait, no. That's just all people with my same name. 387 00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,338 - VALENCIA/REBECCA: Oh. - Or is it? 388 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:57,591 Pay only $9.99 on a background check Web site to know for sure. 389 00:14:57,593 --> 00:14:59,463 - I'll do it. Yeah. - (scoffs) Yeah. 390 00:14:59,488 --> 00:15:03,123 So don't stop, just research me obsessively 391 00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:06,316 Uh-huh, and in lieu of flowers 392 00:15:06,318 --> 00:15:09,019 Donate to other me's favorite charity 393 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:10,737 - Aw. - Aw. 394 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:13,573 Research me, just research me 395 00:15:13,575 --> 00:15:16,410 And research me and research me 396 00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:17,647 Oops 397 00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:20,723 It's three days later. 398 00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:25,585 - None of this makes any sense. - Not at all. 399 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:27,881 There's no way Josh could land someone that cool. 400 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:29,405 You guys are still here? 401 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:31,297 You've been here for three days. 402 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,072 Well, it would've been a lot less time if someone 403 00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:35,764 had stopped me from creating a fake Instagram account. 404 00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:39,124 I told you that's illegal, and I cannot go to jail right now. 405 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,948 I am one stamp away 406 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,340 on my frozen yogurt punch card from scoring a freebie, so... 407 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:45,806 (groans) What could she possibly see in Josh Chan? 408 00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:47,891 I-I have literally no idea 409 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:50,076 what he has to offer to someone like this. Right? 410 00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:52,112 You both dated him. 411 00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:53,697 - Yeah. But we're mortals. - Yeah. 412 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,816 And she's like a-a fairy angel. 413 00:15:55,818 --> 00:15:56,733 Yeah. I mean, really, 414 00:15:56,735 --> 00:15:58,201 what could she see in a guy 415 00:15:58,203 --> 00:16:01,738 from West Covina who still wears stitchy jeans? 416 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,906 And supermarket flip-flops. 417 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:03,824 And lives with his mother. 418 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:04,958 Yeah. He's the worst. 419 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,044 I once saw him bite off a toenail. 420 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,295 Well, I mean, he is very flexible and strong. 421 00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:11,048 And muscular. 422 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,416 Yeah, and his skin color. Would you say that's, 423 00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:14,418 like, caramel? It's just so yummy. 424 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,002 Mmm. Delicious. 425 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,471 Wow, you guys just did, like, 426 00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:19,256 a whole loop-Dee-loop there. 427 00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:22,014 Anyway, I don't know. This-this isn't adding up. 428 00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:25,178 I think it's on us to get to the bottom of this. 429 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,264 Yeah. I mean, just because we're over Josh doesn't mean 430 00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:29,266 we can let some trendy girl exploit him. 431 00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:30,975 It's not right. 432 00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:33,192 You are exactly right. We need to investigate. 433 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:33,848 Yeah. 434 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,787 I'll drive. Let's Thelma and Louise this thing. Okay. 435 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:37,920 Great. 436 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:39,903 (door opens) 437 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:42,779 Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff, so... 438 00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:45,318 - (door shuts) - ... be careful. 439 00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:48,835 (sighs) 440 00:16:52,341 --> 00:16:54,857 (humming) 441 00:16:59,598 --> 00:17:01,798 Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da. 442 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,134 Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da, Ga-da-Ba-da, 443 00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,635 - Ga-da-Ba-da. - Warming up? 444 00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:07,137 Yeah. 445 00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:09,912 I try to lube the cords well in advance of a show. 446 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,725 Ah, the West Brovinas. 447 00:17:11,727 --> 00:17:13,226 You're the buzz of the shipping department. 448 00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:14,478 Heard so much about you guys. 449 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,480 - You have? - Yeah. From you. 450 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,031 Every day. (chuckles) 451 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:21,151 (chuckles) I-I do love barbershop. 452 00:17:21,153 --> 00:17:22,986 Mmm. Everyone needs a hobby. 453 00:17:22,988 --> 00:17:24,988 Hank, our tenor, likes to say, 454 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:27,407 "It's cheaper than golf and safer than whores." 455 00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:29,326 Wait, maybe it's "cheaper than whores 456 00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:30,994 - and safer than golf." Now... - Well, 457 00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:32,996 personally, I can't wait. 458 00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:34,831 I love close harmony singing. 459 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,045 I die over a perfectly hit seventh. 460 00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,753 Wow. Uh, that's cool, 461 00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:41,671 - Tanya. - Yeah. See you tonight. 462 00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:44,508 (humming) 463 00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,893 Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da, Ba-da-Ga-da... 464 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,652 - I'm so nervous. - Okay, listen, 465 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,687 since you're a sneaky-stalky virgin, 466 00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,357 just play it cool, okay? She won't notice anything Okay, coolio. 467 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,577 - If you don't notice anything. - Okay, cool. So we're just here to... 468 00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:05,665 Observe and analyze, like in the style of Margaret Mead, 469 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,580 Right. Mm-hmm. Yep. 470 00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:09,583 - Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey... - Mm-hmm. What? Who? 471 00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:12,035 - Just figure things out. - Okay, I'm not stupid. 472 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:13,404 You just reference obscure things all the time. 473 00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:14,147 I know. Mm. 474 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:18,291 Oh, my God. (whimpers) Wait, O.M.G., her outfit is beyond. 475 00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:20,131 And I saw that her eyebrows are staggering, of course. 476 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:20,889 (Valencia scoffs) 477 00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:22,803 No, I know you're jonesing, but I can't give you 478 00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:23,994 any more of the stuff. 479 00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:27,139 Because. No, I'm still here. 480 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,559 I'm waiting on a shipment. 481 00:18:29,054 --> 00:18:31,855 Mm-hmm. 482 00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:34,524 483 00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:38,028 What is that? 484 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:41,448 - (Rebecca gasps) - (Valencia stammers) 485 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,233 Um... 486 00:18:43,235 --> 00:18:45,785 Okay, I'm sorry, is she giving all these women 487 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:48,371 - some sort of white powder? - Cocaine? 488 00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:49,990 I mean, I was thinking the same thing. 489 00:18:49,992 --> 00:18:52,158 - Or meth or crushed-up oxy. Who knows? - Oh. 490 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,827 (shushing) Here she comes, 491 00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:55,918 here she comes, here she comes. Peas and carrots, Mmm... 492 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:57,608 peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots, 493 00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:58,471 What are you doing? 494 00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,300 Peas and carrots. I'm saying "peas and carrots." 495 00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:02,168 It's what you do when you're faking chitchat. 496 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:04,588 I did it in my eighth grade church play, Don't Be Different. 497 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,090 Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots, (stammers) It's... 498 00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:08,041 peas and carrots, peas and carrots, p... 499 00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:09,175 You're saying it so loud. Just stop. Just... 500 00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:11,394 Because some girls abuse it 501 00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:13,179 and then I have to completely cut them off. 502 00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:14,764 - Oh, my God. - You're right. 503 00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:17,100 She is a drug salesperson. 504 00:19:17,102 --> 00:19:20,153 - I'll call you back. - Oh, she sees us. 505 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,332 She's a drug dealer. 506 00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:26,269 Josh's girlfriend is a stone-cold narco. 507 00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,996 I mean, I guess it makes sense. 508 00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:32,415 You can't pay gentrified commercial rents 509 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,230 by plucking forehead hair. 510 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:35,754 We have to tell Josh. 511 00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,195 There's no way he'll figure it out. 512 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,104 I mean, let's face it, not the smartest. 513 00:19:39,129 --> 00:19:40,628 No, no, no. He's not so bright. 514 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:43,293 He once told me his favorite animal was Antarctica. 515 00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:45,962 He thinks eau de toilette is called that because, 516 00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:47,464 - Oh, it's from a toilet. - Oh, it's from a toilet. 517 00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:50,634 - It's so sad. - Also, he talks to telemarketers. 518 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,102 He'll believe anything anyone tells him. 519 00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,020 He's too trusting, too sweet. 520 00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:55,639 I mean, the guy just radiates sunshine. 521 00:19:55,641 --> 00:19:57,774 - I love his mouth. - Yeah. 522 00:19:57,949 --> 00:20:00,143 We loop-Dee-looped again! 523 00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:02,646 - We have to tell him. - Yes. 524 00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,898 We can't just sit here on our big fat lazy fat cans all day. 525 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,116 - All right, let's go. - Okay. 526 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,651 Um, hey, while we're driving, 527 00:20:07,653 --> 00:20:09,986 let's talk about your continued body dysmorphia, 528 00:20:09,988 --> 00:20:12,155 'cause I thought we'd nipped it in the bud. 529 00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:15,325 So, body dysmorphia is often caused by personal trauma, 530 00:20:15,327 --> 00:20:18,712 such as childhood teasing or parental over-involvement. 531 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,463 - (thud) - (gasps) 532 00:20:20,465 --> 00:20:22,999 That's weird. Did you leave your purse on the ground? 533 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,668 No, I didn't bring a purse. 534 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,670 I brought my mini calf-hair crossbody. We're on the go. 535 00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:29,756 Yeah, which is why I brought my high school JanSport backpack. 536 00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:32,676 Wait. So what did I run over? 537 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:34,344 (gasps) Oh, my God! 538 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:35,979 Oh, my God! 539 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,494 Oh, my God! Gravy?! Oh! 540 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,185 (mewing) 541 00:20:42,187 --> 00:20:45,191 What happened? Who ran my cat?! 542 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,268 Oh, my little baby. It's gonna be okay. 543 00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:58,542 - It's gonna be okay. - (meowing) 544 00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,285 Did you see who hit my cat? 545 00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:04,621 - Uh, uh, uh... - Um, um, we saw... we saw it. 546 00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:06,256 It was a hit-and-run. Someone... 547 00:21:06,258 --> 00:21:08,375 It was a thoughtless man. It was a man! 548 00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:10,010 It's always a man! 549 00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,716 - Yeah, it was a man with, um... - Uh-huh. 550 00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:13,168 - Um, a hat. - Yeah. 551 00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,238 And-and one eye and a parrot here. 552 00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:18,302 A pirate? A pirate hit my cat? That's insane. 553 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:19,853 - Yeah, it was... it was insane. - (meowing) 554 00:21:19,855 --> 00:21:21,638 That's why she remembers it so vividly. 555 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,308 It was a guy with, like, yellow teeth and black eyeliner. 556 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,193 I bet it's one of those creeps 557 00:21:26,195 --> 00:21:27,944 who plays Jack Sparrow on Hollywood Boulevard. 558 00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,480 - Oh. (crying) - Yup. Um, hey, 559 00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:33,200 we were... were just gonna drive your cat to the hospital. 560 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,319 - Why don't we take you, too? - (meowing) 561 00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:37,070 (whispering): What are you talking about? 562 00:21:37,072 --> 00:21:38,622 It's fine. Shh. 563 00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:45,462 This is all my fault. 564 00:21:45,464 --> 00:21:48,165 I was on the phone, and I left the door open. 565 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,334 If anything happens to him, I don't know what I'll do. 566 00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:52,540 - (door opens) - (sighs) 567 00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:55,232 Will you excuse me for one moment? 568 00:21:55,257 --> 00:21:57,557 (door closes, dogs barking) 569 00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,393 What are we doing? 570 00:21:59,395 --> 00:22:01,178 I'm over there all by myself comforting the enemy, 571 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,313 who smells like heaven, by the way. I want to get out of here! 572 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,766 Shh. Shh. Just-just play it cool, okay? (sighs) 573 00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:08,735 So, listen, it hit me when we hit the cat. (laughs) 574 00:22:08,737 --> 00:22:10,987 We can't just tell Josh about Anna's drug business. 575 00:22:10,989 --> 00:22:12,606 He'll never believe us. 576 00:22:12,608 --> 00:22:15,859 Okay, we need proof, so I intend to do... just that. 577 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,527 Okay, before you go over there, 578 00:22:17,529 --> 00:22:20,947 I told her that your name is Madge, and my name is Allegra. 579 00:22:20,949 --> 00:22:22,449 Madge? 580 00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:23,950 So you. 581 00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:25,452 - Great. - Yeah. 582 00:22:25,454 --> 00:22:26,953 Go. Go. Go. 583 00:22:26,955 --> 00:22:28,839 Hey. Hey, honey. 584 00:22:28,841 --> 00:22:31,458 So, the nurse wants you to fill out all this information. 585 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,710 I just figured I'd do it since you're so upset. 586 00:22:33,712 --> 00:22:35,128 - So it's just you and me. - Okay. 587 00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:36,463 Don't think. Just rapid fire 588 00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:37,848 answer my questions. 589 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,933 So, um, name, age, height, weight? 590 00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:41,385 Uh, Gravy Miffy Muffins, 591 00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:43,308 uh, six years old, 18 inches, eight pounds? 592 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,021 No, honey, honey. Your name, age, height, weight. 593 00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:46,940 They need it for you for some reason, okay? 594 00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,442 Okay, so, stay with me. 595 00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:49,918 Stay with me. Rapid fire. Stay with me, okay? 596 00:22:49,943 --> 00:22:50,560 Okay. 597 00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:52,896 So, name, age, height, weight, occupation, income, 598 00:22:52,898 --> 00:22:55,031 uh, felonies, misdemeanors, trouble with the law? 599 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:56,733 - Uh, you're going too fast. - Okay, got it. 600 00:22:56,735 --> 00:22:58,034 I will go slower, okay? I'll slow it down. 601 00:22:58,036 --> 00:22:59,453 But still, rapid fire with me. 602 00:22:59,455 --> 00:23:01,621 Okay, right with me? Rapid fire. Okay. So name? 603 00:23:01,623 --> 00:23:02,691 - Anna Hicks. - Okay. 604 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,557 - Age? - 29. 605 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,908 Older than I thought. Good for you. 606 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:06,710 Um, height, weight? Rapid fire? 607 00:23:06,712 --> 00:23:09,246 - Five, three. I don't weigh myself. - Yes, you do. Everyone does. 608 00:23:09,248 --> 00:23:10,951 - No, I really don't. - Put down 115, Madge. 609 00:23:10,976 --> 00:23:12,309 Got it. Um, okay. 610 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:14,050 So many questions on this stupid form! 611 00:23:14,052 --> 00:23:15,719 (laughs) lt's so thorough. I don't know why. 612 00:23:15,721 --> 00:23:17,254 - Um, any... any run-ins with the law? - (door closes) 613 00:23:17,256 --> 00:23:19,589 - Like, felonies, misdemeanors? - Oh, my God! 614 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,760 - Is he dead? - No. He's just fine. 615 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:26,396 We reattached his tail, and he's gonna be A-okay. 616 00:23:26,398 --> 00:23:28,932 - Thank God. My little Gravy Wavy. - We just didn't 617 00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:31,184 want this collar to get lost in the shuffle. It's so pretty. 618 00:23:31,186 --> 00:23:32,496 Thank you. My boyfriend got it for me. 619 00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:33,270 Mm. 620 00:23:33,272 --> 00:23:35,439 Oh, thanks. (sighs) 621 00:23:35,441 --> 00:23:38,108 Um, so you have... you have... you have a boyfriend, huh? 622 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:40,277 That was the next question on this weird form. 623 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,779 But you have a... ? So, you... Yes, to... yes, boyfriend, yes? 624 00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:45,615 Yeah. Haven't said it out loud yet, but, um, 625 00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:47,033 I guess he is my boyfriend. 626 00:23:47,035 --> 00:23:48,785 It's funny how hard moments make you realize 627 00:23:48,787 --> 00:23:50,287 who really matters to you. 628 00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,238 Mm. 629 00:23:53,996 --> 00:23:56,626 You know, um, since Gravy's A-okay, 630 00:23:56,628 --> 00:23:59,045 why don't I take your mind off of this, 631 00:23:59,047 --> 00:24:00,464 and we'll just gab like girls? 632 00:24:00,466 --> 00:24:02,349 So tell me about the boyfriend, girlfriend. 633 00:24:02,351 --> 00:24:04,301 (laughs) Um, his name is Josh, 634 00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:06,520 and we've only been seeing each other for a couple weeks, 635 00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:09,973 so, I guess it's casual, but he's so nice, so helpful. 636 00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,808 I've been slammed at the salon lately, 637 00:24:11,810 --> 00:24:14,227 and he's been helping me out a ton, making deliveries, 638 00:24:14,229 --> 00:24:16,813 pickups, going to Mexico to get product. 639 00:24:16,815 --> 00:24:18,732 - Mexico! Oh, my God! - And he doesn't even 640 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:21,201 ask any questions. He's so nice. Yeah. 641 00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:23,036 And I feel bad for him. He's been through 642 00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:25,906 some really tough times, had some toxic relationships. 643 00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:27,991 Toxic? Is that... is that, uh, his word, 644 00:24:27,993 --> 00:24:29,543 your word, or Britney's word? 645 00:24:29,545 --> 00:24:30,777 His word. Toxic. 646 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,829 He doesn't like to badmouth his exes, 647 00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:35,632 but this one girl he dated hounded him to propose. 648 00:24:35,634 --> 00:24:38,425 Hounded? Is that his word, your word or Elvis's word? 649 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:41,721 His word. Hounded. And then he dated this 650 00:24:41,723 --> 00:24:43,673 psycho who... get this... quit her job, 651 00:24:43,675 --> 00:24:45,926 and then moved across the country to be with him, 652 00:24:45,928 --> 00:24:48,428 even though they hadn't seen each other in, like, ten years. 653 00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,896 Crazy, right? 654 00:24:49,898 --> 00:24:51,848 It also... it also could be unfair. 655 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:54,484 You know, it could be the male gaze version of the narrative. 656 00:24:54,486 --> 00:24:56,353 No. This girl sounded legit bonker balls. 657 00:24:56,355 --> 00:24:57,938 She told him that she was pregnant 658 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,357 with his baby, and then two seconds later, said 659 00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,691 that she wasn't pregnant with his baby, 660 00:25:01,693 --> 00:25:04,361 and then begged him to have... period sex. 661 00:25:04,363 --> 00:25:06,196 Excuse me. What happened? 662 00:25:06,198 --> 00:25:08,198 (speaks high-pitched gibberish) 663 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,200 Let's not slut-shame the lady 664 00:25:10,202 --> 00:25:12,202 just 'cause her libido doesn't go away during menstruation. 665 00:25:12,204 --> 00:25:14,871 That girl, whoever she is, should be commended. 666 00:25:14,873 --> 00:25:18,458 Period sex, period sex... 667 00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:19,582 - Okay, stop. - Okay. 668 00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:20,678 When Josh finds out 669 00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:22,546 who ran over Gravy, he's going to flip. 670 00:25:22,548 --> 00:25:24,297 He absolutely loves this cat. 671 00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:27,839 Right, but, I mean, how is he even gonna find her? Him? 672 00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:30,037 The salon's security footage. 673 00:25:30,305 --> 00:25:32,660 - What? - What? 674 00:25:32,685 --> 00:25:34,808 I took over the salon from a jeweler, 675 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,860 so the entire front of the salon has cameras. 676 00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:40,472 Josh and I are gonna find the person who ran over my baby 677 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,614 if it's the last thing that I do. 678 00:25:43,839 --> 00:25:45,855 Did you hear that... Madge? 679 00:25:46,769 --> 00:25:49,319 I did, Allegra. 680 00:25:56,262 --> 00:25:59,307 Oh, yeah, we could buy... we could buy that place, 681 00:25:59,332 --> 00:26:01,659 or this place looks quite promising. 682 00:26:01,684 --> 00:26:03,597 Maybe we could buy it. Okay, look, I was trying to mislead 683 00:26:03,622 --> 00:26:04,980 the neighbors to make them think we're lesbians looking for 684 00:26:05,005 --> 00:26:06,621 a new house. We really need 685 00:26:06,646 --> 00:26:07,644 to get that security video, 686 00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:09,925 or we are absolute toast, so how are we gonna get in? 687 00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:12,417 Do you have a diamond ring that we could use to cut glass? 688 00:26:12,442 --> 00:26:14,503 Maybe there's a kitty door or something... ? 689 00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:15,856 How about we use these? 690 00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:18,105 Oh, my God, she has the cutest stuff. 691 00:26:18,129 --> 00:26:20,163 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You stole those? Yes. 692 00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:21,581 I don't feel bad about it, either. 693 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:22,966 She was begging for me to do it. 694 00:26:22,968 --> 00:26:25,335 Leaving the house with that fancy purse? 695 00:26:25,337 --> 00:26:28,137 And then leaving it on the floor all wide open 696 00:26:28,139 --> 00:26:30,089 with the tip of her keys poking out? 697 00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:32,342 Did I take her keys? Damn right I did. 698 00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:34,060 Anyone would have done it. 699 00:26:34,062 --> 00:26:35,728 If anything, I'm the real victim here. 700 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:38,932 Okay, so we need to have a serious talk about consent. 701 00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:40,600 So, consent is something that must be initiated... 702 00:26:40,602 --> 00:26:43,102 Okay. Wow. 703 00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,938 (alarm beeping) Aah! Aah! Aah! 704 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,272 Don't mind us. We're just two lesbians. 705 00:26:46,274 --> 00:26:48,074 Nothing to see. Nothing to see. Aah! Aah! 706 00:26:48,076 --> 00:26:49,525 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, where is it? Where... ? 707 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:50,944 Okay, okay, okay, um, um, um... 708 00:26:50,946 --> 00:26:52,111 - Oh, my God, look at this place! - Oh! Oh! 709 00:26:52,113 --> 00:26:53,696 - Aah! Aah! - Okay, okay. Uh... 710 00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:55,135 - Okay, okay, we have to guess the code. - How? 711 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,282 I didn't study up enough on her. 712 00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:57,917 Okay, I'll try. Uh... 713 00:26:57,919 --> 00:26:59,035 How about her birthday? 714 00:26:59,037 --> 00:27:00,453 No. Oh, Gravy's birthday. No. 715 00:27:00,455 --> 00:27:01,788 Do you know Gravy's birthday? 716 00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,590 Just... Josh's birthday. 717 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,508 - Mm... No. - Yeah. Yeah. Fail. 718 00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:06,793 - Uh... Uh, her parents' credit scores? - Okay, okay. 719 00:27:06,795 --> 00:27:08,795 - Uh, no. - Uh, no. Ugh! 720 00:27:08,797 --> 00:27:11,297 Her weight! Try her weight! 115! Try it! 721 00:27:11,299 --> 00:27:13,633 Okay. Okay. Yeah. 722 00:27:13,635 --> 00:27:15,301 No. She doesn't weigh herself, remember? 723 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:17,246 Of course she does. Hold on. 724 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:19,272 - Goal weight! That's it! - What? 725 00:27:19,274 --> 00:27:20,769 - 113. Do it! Do it! - Oh! 726 00:27:20,794 --> 00:27:23,244 - Do it! - (dings) 727 00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:26,145 I knew that bitch weighed herself. 728 00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:34,037 (upbeat music playing, lively chatter) 729 00:27:44,511 --> 00:27:45,996 I'm really nervous. 730 00:27:46,021 --> 00:27:47,387 Yeah, I get that. 731 00:27:47,412 --> 00:27:49,129 Do what I do when I get nervous. 732 00:27:49,154 --> 00:27:50,520 Take off your underwear. 733 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,094 You mean, picture people in their underwear? 734 00:27:52,223 --> 00:27:54,474 What? Why would that make me more comfortable? Yeah. 735 00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,175 That's just awkward. 736 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:59,095 Nah, I walk around with my bits all wango tango. 737 00:27:59,097 --> 00:28:00,647 It's very relaxing. 738 00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:01,931 Oh, I'm doing a version of that. 739 00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:03,349 Uh, instead of underwear, 740 00:28:03,351 --> 00:28:04,984 I'm wearing an old T-shirt upside down. 741 00:28:04,986 --> 00:28:06,418 We haven't done laundry in ages. 742 00:28:06,443 --> 00:28:09,966 Paula's been busy, and I don't know how to work the machine. 743 00:28:09,991 --> 00:28:12,129 Where is Paula? I don't see her with the wives. 744 00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:14,905 She's coming. She first had to do some law stuff. 745 00:28:15,051 --> 00:28:16,417 What kind of law stuff? 746 00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:19,837 I sincerely have no idea. 747 00:28:23,175 --> 00:28:25,259 I just think the relationship between the 21st 748 00:28:25,261 --> 00:28:27,094 and the 18th amendment is amazing. 749 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,929 I mean, don't you think? 750 00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:30,681 Actually, I've just been sitting here thinking 751 00:28:30,683 --> 00:28:32,733 about what I'm gonna pick up for dinner on my way home. 752 00:28:32,735 --> 00:28:34,602 I finally ran out of the frozen dinners 753 00:28:34,604 --> 00:28:36,987 - my wife made for us before she... - I'm telling you, 754 00:28:36,989 --> 00:28:38,906 I have not been this obsessed about something 755 00:28:38,908 --> 00:28:41,442 since the first season of The Wire. 756 00:28:41,444 --> 00:28:43,077 Oh. Yeah. 757 00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:45,196 - You don't watch The Wire? - No. 758 00:28:45,198 --> 00:28:47,198 - (gasping) What? - I know. I know. 759 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,949 Oh, I am so jealous of you 760 00:28:48,951 --> 00:28:51,001 that you get to watch it for the first time. 761 00:28:51,003 --> 00:28:53,621 Oh, ho! Rebecca and I binged that in, like, two days. 762 00:28:53,623 --> 00:28:55,122 We loved it. 763 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,625 She is so Avon. I am so Stringer Bell. It is... 764 00:28:57,627 --> 00:29:00,127 Why am I talking about Rebecca? I'm sorry. Never mind. 765 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,096 We could talk about my wife. I did just bring her up. 766 00:29:02,098 --> 00:29:04,465 Oh, of course. I'm sorry, honey. Go ahead. 767 00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:06,183 She also pre-ordered, like, 768 00:29:06,185 --> 00:29:08,436 a year's worth supply of toilet paper for us. 769 00:29:08,738 --> 00:29:10,643 She was so thoughtful. I mean, even in her darkest times. 770 00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:12,556 - She was like, "Sunil, I... " - What time is it?! 771 00:29:12,558 --> 00:29:16,227 - I don't know. - Oh. No! Oh, my God. 772 00:29:16,229 --> 00:29:19,563 Okay, I can make it. I can... I can make it. 773 00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:21,398 I can... I can make it. I can make it. 774 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,317 - Where are you going? - I can make it. 775 00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:25,119 I can make it. I can... make it. 776 00:29:25,121 --> 00:29:26,570 I can make it. 777 00:29:26,572 --> 00:29:30,241 (in harmony): Let me call you sweetheart 778 00:29:30,243 --> 00:29:34,995 I'm in love with you 779 00:29:34,997 --> 00:29:37,798 Let me hear you whisper 780 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,753 That you love me, too 781 00:29:42,755 --> 00:29:50,755 Keep the love light glowing in your eyes so true 782 00:29:50,930 --> 00:29:54,181 Let me call you sweetheart 783 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:58,018 I'm in love 784 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:00,688 With... 785 00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:03,023 You 786 00:30:03,025 --> 00:30:05,826 With you... 787 00:30:05,828 --> 00:30:08,245 Hey. I made it. I made it. I made it. I made it. 788 00:30:08,247 --> 00:30:09,997 I made it. I made it. 789 00:30:09,999 --> 00:30:11,532 I made it. Oh. 790 00:30:11,534 --> 00:30:13,417 Go, so thirsty. 791 00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:15,870 - (song ends) - Aah! Oh! 792 00:30:15,872 --> 00:30:19,206 (applause) 793 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,374 That's the end of the first song, right? 794 00:30:20,376 --> 00:30:21,876 I just missed the end of the first song? 795 00:30:21,878 --> 00:30:24,011 That was the encore. 796 00:30:37,911 --> 00:30:40,278 Okay, I'll look on this computer for the footage. 797 00:30:40,303 --> 00:30:41,770 Uh, as long as we're here, you look for evidence 798 00:30:41,772 --> 00:30:43,221 of drugs, okay? Go through the drawers. 799 00:30:43,223 --> 00:30:46,224 Okay. Got it. 800 00:30:46,226 --> 00:30:47,692 Hmm. 801 00:30:47,694 --> 00:30:51,112 Okay. Found the footage from this afternoon. 802 00:30:51,114 --> 00:30:52,447 Let's look at all the angles. 803 00:30:52,449 --> 00:30:53,675 Maybe... 804 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,817 maybe it didn't actually get us hitting the cat. 805 00:30:55,842 --> 00:30:57,425 Oh, no. There it is. Clear as day. 806 00:30:57,654 --> 00:30:59,704 We really... Yeah, we ran over that cat. 807 00:31:00,082 --> 00:31:02,741 Hmm. My brows are a little thin, aren't they? 808 00:31:02,743 --> 00:31:04,042 Ugh. 809 00:31:04,044 --> 00:31:05,191 They're '90s brows. Damn it. 810 00:31:05,223 --> 00:31:06,816 Hey, what are you doing over there? Did you find drugs? 811 00:31:06,841 --> 00:31:09,144 (laughing): No. But this lotion... I'm addicted. 812 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:11,136 - Dude. - What? 813 00:31:11,598 --> 00:31:13,464 Wow. Never mind, I'll take care of this. 814 00:31:13,466 --> 00:31:15,683 Okay. Delete, delete, delete. 815 00:31:15,685 --> 00:31:16,851 Delete, empty trash. 816 00:31:16,853 --> 00:31:18,097 Oh, thank God. 817 00:31:18,122 --> 00:31:20,006 Yes. Whew. 818 00:31:20,031 --> 00:31:21,639 Oh, what a weight off me. 819 00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:22,974 I wish I could do that in my own life. 820 00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:25,226 Just erase things that happened. 821 00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:28,813 God, I would erase all of junior prom and sixth grade, 822 00:31:28,815 --> 00:31:30,379 and so many courtroom farts. 823 00:31:30,404 --> 00:31:32,150 Okay, great. Let's get out of here. 824 00:31:32,152 --> 00:31:34,035 Wait. Wait, wait. It just occurred to me. 825 00:31:34,037 --> 00:31:35,987 If she's doing anything illegal, it will be on these tapes. 826 00:31:35,989 --> 00:31:37,221 We could show them to Josh. 827 00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:38,823 (sighs) I really don't want to get caught. 828 00:31:38,825 --> 00:31:40,325 V, look. I know this is dangerous. 829 00:31:40,327 --> 00:31:42,126 And I know how we both feel about Josh, 830 00:31:42,128 --> 00:31:44,495 but he's an innocent man being turned into a drug mule. 831 00:31:44,497 --> 00:31:46,164 Yeah. God only knows what he's sticking in his rectum. 832 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,293 Oh, my God, have we talked about that? 833 00:31:47,318 --> 00:31:49,168 - What? - Oh, so he never... 834 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:51,419 Nothing. Uh-uh, uh-uh. 835 00:31:51,421 --> 00:31:53,171 No. Uh-uh. What was I doing? Oh, right. 836 00:31:53,173 --> 00:31:55,390 I'm gonna fast-forward through this to see if she 837 00:31:55,392 --> 00:31:57,258 is a hopper movin' g-packs. She's no corner boy, 838 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,393 she's pushin' real weight. 839 00:31:58,395 --> 00:32:01,183 - Ugh. - It's The Wire. 840 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:03,014 Have you never seen The Wire? 841 00:32:03,016 --> 00:32:04,222 Mm. Am I supposed to? 842 00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:06,351 Oh, my God. I am so jealous of you right now. 843 00:32:06,353 --> 00:32:08,019 You get to watch it from the beginning. 844 00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,520 Paula and I binged the whole thing 845 00:32:09,522 --> 00:32:11,739 in two days, and we were obsessed. 846 00:32:11,741 --> 00:32:13,358 We talked like Avon and Stringer Bell 847 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,776 - for a solid month. - Hmm. Mm-hmm. 848 00:32:14,778 --> 00:32:16,194 Wait. Why am I talking about Paula? 849 00:32:16,196 --> 00:32:17,578 I hate her right now. 850 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:19,697 Okay, fast-forward, let's see. 851 00:32:19,699 --> 00:32:20,915 She's plucking, she's plucking. 852 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,667 She's plucking. More plucking. 853 00:32:22,669 --> 00:32:23,835 - Oh, there it is, there it is. - (gasps) 854 00:32:23,837 --> 00:32:25,536 Look, she's handing envelopes 855 00:32:25,538 --> 00:32:27,785 - of drugs to clients. - Wow. 856 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,258 This is insane. She's giving envelopes full of drugs 857 00:32:30,260 --> 00:32:32,210 to people out in broad daylight. It's so brazen. 858 00:32:32,212 --> 00:32:34,045 This is such important work. 859 00:32:34,047 --> 00:32:35,263 I mean, we're gonna blow this wide open. 860 00:32:35,265 --> 00:32:36,566 We could get a Peabody for this. 861 00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:38,683 Oh, look, look. She's taking the powder out of the envelope, 862 00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:40,218 and then she's putting it on the table. 863 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:41,803 She's showing them how to do the drugs. 864 00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,605 REBECCA: Oh, she's gonna shoot up the drugs 865 00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:45,964 just like in Breaking Bad. Have you seen Breaking Bad? 866 00:32:45,989 --> 00:32:48,121 - Eh. - How do you live your life? 867 00:32:48,146 --> 00:32:49,527 - I go outside. - That's fair. 868 00:32:49,529 --> 00:32:50,862 Okay, here we go, here we go. 869 00:32:50,864 --> 00:32:52,447 REBECCA: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 870 00:32:52,449 --> 00:32:53,564 She's gonna do the drugs. 871 00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:54,899 She's getting high off her own supply. 872 00:32:54,901 --> 00:32:56,401 - It's going in her mouth. - No, no, no, no. 873 00:32:56,403 --> 00:32:57,402 It's going up her nose. 874 00:32:57,404 --> 00:32:58,536 - No, no, no. - Mmm. 875 00:32:58,538 --> 00:33:00,455 It's going on her eyebrows. 876 00:33:00,457 --> 00:33:02,907 - She's putting coke on her eyebrows? - Is that a thing? 877 00:33:02,909 --> 00:33:04,659 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 878 00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:06,160 She's, she's saying something. Let me... 879 00:33:06,162 --> 00:33:08,079 Give me a second, I can lipread pretty well. 880 00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:11,443 My semester abroad, I took a deaf lover, okay? 881 00:33:11,468 --> 00:33:13,918 All right. Uh... Ooh, she's about to say something. Okay, uh... 882 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,304 Put this on your eyebrows 883 00:33:16,306 --> 00:33:18,160 two times a day for a month, 884 00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:22,316 and you will see a significant change in your eyebrow growth. 885 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:25,113 Oh. Oh, it, it makes your eyebrows grow. 886 00:33:26,459 --> 00:33:28,626 Well, that's brilliant. 887 00:33:29,152 --> 00:33:30,394 And disappointing. 888 00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:32,119 (scoffs) Yeah. 889 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,938 I guess that means that... 890 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,239 It means that Josh is dating 891 00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:36,774 a super fly entrepreneur 892 00:33:36,776 --> 00:33:38,776 who's probably just using products 893 00:33:38,778 --> 00:33:40,495 that haven't been outwardly cleared 894 00:33:40,497 --> 00:33:43,281 by the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetics Act. 895 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,487 Great. 896 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,290 Look, I-I said I was sorry. 897 00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:53,591 You're not sorry. 898 00:33:53,593 --> 00:33:55,126 No. Uh, well, I-I heard the last note, 899 00:33:55,128 --> 00:33:56,711 and it was beautiful. 900 00:33:56,713 --> 00:33:59,847 Okay, okay. I messed up and this is all my fault. 901 00:33:59,849 --> 00:34:01,349 You know how much the Brovinas mean to me, 902 00:34:01,351 --> 00:34:02,517 but you don't care. 903 00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:04,051 Yes, I do care. I just... 904 00:34:04,053 --> 00:34:05,770 I should have set an alarm or something. 905 00:34:05,772 --> 00:34:07,138 I got, I got caught up in something. 906 00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:08,773 - Law thing. - Oh, well, yeah. 907 00:34:08,775 --> 00:34:10,475 And I... You-you know what? But it's wrong. 908 00:34:10,477 --> 00:34:11,410 And I know that now. 909 00:34:11,435 --> 00:34:13,277 I have been so supportive, 910 00:34:13,279 --> 00:34:14,562 and I think what you're doing is great, 911 00:34:14,564 --> 00:34:15,863 but I feel left out. 912 00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:17,615 You're so distracted lately. 913 00:34:17,617 --> 00:34:20,485 I know, I know, but I... Look, I-I-I will try to do better. 914 00:34:21,129 --> 00:34:22,824 I was great out there, Paula. 915 00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:25,613 I nailed that low "A". 916 00:34:25,871 --> 00:34:28,159 Hank's wife said I sounded like Lou Rawls. 917 00:34:28,161 --> 00:34:30,711 Tanya, from shipping bought six CD�s 918 00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,425 for her care packages for the troops. 919 00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:34,248 Does she not support the troops? 920 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:35,383 Wow. 921 00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:36,834 Fair. Fair. 922 00:34:36,836 --> 00:34:38,219 Horrible time for a joke. 923 00:34:38,221 --> 00:34:39,504 Scott. 924 00:34:39,506 --> 00:34:42,173 I am so sorry. 925 00:34:42,175 --> 00:34:45,050 Okay, this is all... This is 100% my fault. 926 00:34:45,075 --> 00:34:47,269 I don't care who's fault it is. 927 00:34:48,598 --> 00:34:50,441 I just feel bad right now. 928 00:34:57,949 --> 00:34:59,774 Well, I guess we should go. 929 00:34:59,776 --> 00:35:01,075 Yeah. 930 00:35:01,077 --> 00:35:02,160 There's nothing more to see here. 931 00:35:02,162 --> 00:35:03,582 No, wait. Look at that. 932 00:35:03,607 --> 00:35:06,531 Oh, Josh gave her flowers? 933 00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:09,417 Wow. That's a big bouquet of flowers, J. Chan. 934 00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:11,619 The only time he got me flowers was prom night. 935 00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:13,921 Blue carnations from a gas station. 936 00:35:13,923 --> 00:35:14,941 From a bucket. 937 00:35:14,966 --> 00:35:16,841 In return, I gave him my virginity. 938 00:35:16,843 --> 00:35:19,177 I thought this was a rebound relationship. 939 00:35:19,179 --> 00:35:21,429 No, no, no, no, no. It is. It is. (sighs) 940 00:35:21,431 --> 00:35:23,214 He just needs to get the blonde out of his system. 941 00:35:23,216 --> 00:35:25,216 - Shh! What's he saying? Deaf lover. - Oh. 942 00:35:25,218 --> 00:35:27,051 - What's he saying, what's he saying? - O-o-okay, okay, okay. 943 00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:28,219 He's saying... 944 00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:29,887 "Anna, you are so cool. 945 00:35:29,889 --> 00:35:31,324 I get so stoked when we chill." 946 00:35:31,349 --> 00:35:34,358 Oh, no big deal, he said stuff like that to me all the time. 947 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,727 He gets stoked when his mom makes bagel bites. Um... 948 00:35:36,729 --> 00:35:39,647 "I just had to tell you that I've never 949 00:35:39,649 --> 00:35:42,355 felt this way about anyone else." 950 00:35:44,432 --> 00:35:45,980 "Ever." 951 00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:48,989 "Never ever." 952 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,180 Okay, I got it. 953 00:35:52,205 --> 00:35:53,918 "Like, ever." 954 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:09,120 I told you guys, curiosity killed the cat. 955 00:36:09,145 --> 00:36:12,880 Mm. It didn't kill the cat, it just 956 00:36:12,882 --> 00:36:16,233 ripped off the cat's tail, which has now been reattached. 957 00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:17,464 Mm. 958 00:36:17,489 --> 00:36:19,027 But I guess you were right. 959 00:36:19,622 --> 00:36:21,342 We shouldn't have gone down the rabbit hole. 960 00:36:22,094 --> 00:36:23,711 The only thing down there is... 961 00:36:23,736 --> 00:36:25,993 regret made of rabbit poop. 962 00:36:25,995 --> 00:36:27,545 Well said. 963 00:36:27,547 --> 00:36:30,043 Well, I'm just glad you guys are over it. 964 00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:34,251 He never loved us. 965 00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:36,303 Nope, either of us. 966 00:36:36,305 --> 00:36:38,672 And he's obviously over us. 967 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:41,058 So, if he's done, then we should be done too. 968 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:43,561 Mm. It's time to move on. 969 00:36:43,563 --> 00:36:45,355 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 970 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,574 Mm. 971 00:36:48,601 --> 00:36:49,934 Oh, yeah. 972 00:36:49,936 --> 00:36:51,185 That's good. 973 00:36:51,187 --> 00:36:53,571 Okay, let's see. 974 00:36:53,573 --> 00:36:55,856 Too tall, too hairy, 975 00:36:55,858 --> 00:36:57,324 too bald. 976 00:36:57,326 --> 00:36:59,660 Ugh, too karate. 977 00:37:00,659 --> 00:37:02,075 That one'll do. 978 00:37:04,371 --> 00:37:06,250 Wait, y-you're ditching me? 979 00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:07,751 But we were gonna go binge-watch something. 980 00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:09,370 I've been saving Friday Night Lights 981 00:37:09,372 --> 00:37:10,704 for someone special. 982 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,206 I'm sorry, hon, maybe another time. 983 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:15,042 And I really do love all your girl bonding stuff, 984 00:37:15,044 --> 00:37:17,378 but right now, I really need to get laid. 985 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:25,636 Are you serious? You've got your jacket? Come on. 986 00:37:25,638 --> 00:37:27,638 What... don't... where you going? Don't leave. 987 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,139 I'm gonna grab a drink with Hank. 988 00:37:29,141 --> 00:37:31,442 Please, just stay and we'll talk this out. 989 00:37:31,444 --> 00:37:33,371 Paula, I need a minute. 990 00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,675 I need to cool off. 991 00:37:38,818 --> 00:37:41,652 (door opens and closes) 992 00:37:49,579 --> 00:37:52,300 Hey, Sunil, it's me, what are you... 993 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,248 Oh, you're busy with the kids? 994 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:57,113 Just, well... I don't know, put on a movie or something... 995 00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:00,754 No, it's fine. No, never mind. 996 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,722 It's... it was nothing. 997 00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:05,761 Yeah, I'll... I will talk to you tomorrow. 998 00:38:07,794 --> 00:38:09,994 (80's power ballad-type music plays) 999 00:38:22,813 --> 00:38:24,813 _ 1000 00:38:26,659 --> 00:38:28,401 _ 1001 00:38:36,143 --> 00:38:39,960 We used to be there for each other 1002 00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:42,096 Every second 1003 00:38:42,098 --> 00:38:44,848 With one emoji we could read each 1004 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:48,269 Other's soul 1005 00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:50,888 But since we've been apart 1006 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:53,891 There's an aching in my heart 1007 00:38:53,893 --> 00:38:59,563 It's an aching that no cocktail can control 1008 00:38:59,565 --> 00:39:00,814 And I 1009 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:05,569 Really wanna tell you that I'm sorry 1010 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:06,787 And I 1011 00:39:06,789 --> 00:39:09,406 Really wanna tell you that 1012 00:39:09,408 --> 00:39:11,992 I am the worst 1013 00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:14,495 And I just wanna say 1014 00:39:14,497 --> 00:39:17,331 I miss you every day 1015 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,633 And I will 1016 00:39:19,635 --> 00:39:23,387 But you go first 1017 00:39:23,389 --> 00:39:24,672 (spoken): I mean, 1018 00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:27,341 This is almost entirely 1019 00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:29,510 All my fault here 1020 00:39:29,512 --> 00:39:31,562 But you gotta admit 1021 00:39:31,564 --> 00:39:33,847 It's just a tiny bit 1022 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:36,066 Your fault too 1023 00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:38,319 This is so all on me 1024 00:39:38,321 --> 00:39:41,522 But still, you kinda have to agree 1025 00:39:41,524 --> 00:39:45,275 BOTH: That sometimes you can be really 1026 00:39:45,277 --> 00:39:46,944 Passive-aggressive 1027 00:39:46,946 --> 00:39:48,662 Self-involved 1028 00:39:48,664 --> 00:39:50,247 BOTH: So 1029 00:39:50,249 --> 00:39:54,668 Go ahead and say you're kinda sorry 1030 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:58,122 So I can say "Oh, no, no, please" 1031 00:39:58,124 --> 00:40:00,874 Just like I rehearsed 1032 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:04,428 If you'll open the door 1033 00:40:04,430 --> 00:40:06,964 I'll apologize so much more 1034 00:40:06,966 --> 00:40:09,466 Yes I will 1035 00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:14,521 But you go first. 1036 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:16,774 1037 00:40:34,410 --> 00:40:36,326 That'll be $300. 1038 00:40:36,328 --> 00:40:38,128 I'll see you again tomorrow. 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